We’ve updated our Terms of Use to reflect our new entity name and address. You can review the changes here.
We’ve updated our Terms of Use. You can review the changes here.

Dangerous Goods (Deluxe Edition)

by Chaz Matador & Hadrian Shmadrian

/
  • Streaming + Download

    Includes unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
    Purchasable with gift card

      $5 USD  or more

     

1.
G.U.T.S. 02:49
i prefer the solitude of carnival dystopia molecules accounted for survival is euphoria Apocalypse a motherfucker Every day's a hundred summers Every night the camps reek Of family versus hunger i wonder if the burden Is the boredom or the gutters Cause everybody's asking For a gas leak or a plumber I'm as flustered as they get I wish I called my congressman Before we slept in tents I use to hate religion Now I worship ancient texts I pray to God all night While German shepards ate my friends The only plus sides my sex life Everybody's desperate to Aggressively forget strife Anywhere a cesspit and a vessel for the next high That's why the herpes on my body Signifies the best price and the worst parts the meal plan I loot homes for twinkies With a ski mask and beale bag Though It makes me feel bad ill never be those cannibals Who love to eat their deals hand Down by the steel plants Cigarette in mouth I pretend that it's lit Bottom of a stairwell I give myself a pinch Can't tell if I'm here And other than the flies I'm learning to enjoy blood taste like wine The murdered crows flare 'cross a piled up freeway Deserted baby carriage With the skeleton in PJs Earth's decimated by a heatwave I keep sane with the mutant Cannibals and eat brains cause peace reigns where the food is Neighborhood pirates use to Be the most prudent Now scorched by this ruin Morality excuse it This devastation elevate me Better than shrooms did all my days are judas And my meek ways are ill-suited Feel foolish roaming round My city as a mere human I'mma steer the unit Morph into a saber cat Corner all the puppies Hiding on their safer paths So now I'm walking with my tail up on the prowl for anything that challenges these whale guts and the frail jump as they Come to know my teeth rot Foaming from the mouth There's a comfort in my bleak thoughts In a billion years we'll be wiped As the sun explodes Tell me why to feel for this carcass Without a soul
2.
Poodle Dick 02:34
My grandma thinks shes on pluto Piss on the floors in her group home I swipe her debit for new clothes And thank the lord she’s been frugal Around eleven i’ll go down To the drugstore at the corner Get my prescription addiction Fix the same one that i’m bored of Head to whole foods to short em Their hot bar prices are border Line modern-day robbery I’ll robin hoodwink your properties My therapist tells me exactly How i should think I’m airing out grievances Weekly but i still stink Apparently errors of judgement Are mine to sweep Under the rug -- I’ve been humping For fun princess leach I date a girl with large pupils Who treat my dick like a poodle She grew up shriveled and fancy Then blew the roof off her daddy we snack the acid like glass chips And fuck inside of her mansion a hanging man in a painting is winking at us us us us Next day i woke up she’s not there And in her place a red fox stares A dragon crawls out my nostril I chase it down to the brothels My therapist tells me Exactly what i should say I’m tearing up journals Revising what i portray Inherited barrenness Parents was heartless strays My narratives smell of dead deer and pitch black bouquets I lit the candles for dinner Their flames a meaningless specter Across the table a mirror A jigsaw puzzle between us I slice the goat meat for no one And drink the milk of psychoses The floor dissolves now I’m dropping My free fall captured in snapshot Gallery for the stupid Erupts in cheers at my plunge exhibition in flames Wake in my tomb as a star My therapist tells me Exactly when i should die Im fairly sure this is not normal but i still might Life is surrender The abysmal altar of flies My shiest nature is what Got me here i decide I’m eating plastic in public and smearing shit on my stomach a doctor with broken fingers beckons me towards a brick bucket the ballroom reeks of a stillborn who left the womb speaking tongues I consume with strict prejudice six elixirs of blood
3.
4.
Abracadabra 03:10
Abracadabra... Abracadabra... Abracadabra... abracada (voila, voila) Abraca, abra, a- Abracadabra... abracada (voila, voila) Abraca, abra, a- I'm out of my head but inside of a twister Residing wherever I'm sought for a picture Stretching my spectacle one dollar wizard Tainting the temporal mud in my innards Yo How many times can I die in the same day? How many lies can I write on a blank page? How do you find what's behind of a fake face? How do you sign when you forget your name change? Voila, voila Persona non grata.. drawn to collusion I'm a gossip column! Voila, voila Persona non grata.. the don of delusions! Abracadabra... abracada (voila, voila) Abraca, abra, a- Abracadabra... abracada (voila, voila) Abraca, abra, a- My persona's a film that's been sold to a niche Red carpets of filth this tuxedo was cheap My ethos is feast on the crumb-fed romantic Speak in a tongue of a billion accents I'm getting older that's no fun Scoop my salsa with a snub-nosed gun Smoke my drama with the ugliest lungs Chipped my tooth on the ruse that I spun So I met with a dude on the swindling trail where I fetched like a sleuth on my empathy's scale he said "toddler with nails its the costume that failed poke out the stitching and form a new shell Ta-da! Ta-da! Persona non grata.. drawn to collusion I'm a gossip column! Ta-da! Ta-da! Persona non grata.. the don of delusions! Abracadabra... abracada (voila, voila) Abraca, abra, a- Abracadabra... abracada (voila, voila) Abraca, abra, a- Abracadabra! Corrupting the data! My atoms exposed! I'm outside of the fathomed! Abracadabra! Dust off the magnum! Cup my blue balls! Throw a Hollywood tantrum! I often succumb to a diet of trash My best writing comes when I'm not trying to rap Like bodies in bags I'm the traveling hunk With charisma alone I'm the gallery skunk (Tip toe through the tulips on top of a balcony Drool in the moonlight - rot with the alchemy Caught in my faculties, batteries popped If I slow down enough I can hear my heart stop!) Haha! Haha! Persona non grata.. drawn to collusion I'm a gossip column! Haha! Haha! Persona non grata.. the don of delusions! Abracadabra... abracada (voila, voila) Abraca, abra, a- I'm abracadabra I'm abracadabra I'm abracadabra I'm abracadabra Tattoo indecision So I move by a smidgeon Cooped up in proof of A late blooming mischief A to Z deficient I'm vitally stuck minor key played As the piano rust fiasco plucked off my final form's feathers Animal covert? People would never! ego that measures My greatest disguise I hate to say it But my anus divine I don't know my roots But I do pick my war (voila, voila) Abracadabra Identity slips I don't play the flute But I did go on tour (ta-da, ta-da) Abracadabra My DNA tricks I don't have a boot But I do build a fort (ha-ha!, ha-ha!) Abracadabra My polygraph slick I don't got the truth (voila, voila) But I do got a spork It tells me at night To stay shapelessly formed
5.
Reputation 02:39
Commit suicide in a bathtub Brain bits mix well with my dandruff Left no note they consider it random Facebook quotes celebrating my phantom (duh) Tracing the chasms of limbo and nowhere Skid row desert, I arrive as a folktale Motorcycle smoke trail, devil whiz by Surrender my thumb, I needed a ride My legacy ain't sacred Please destroy my reputation Study me when I’m wasted And enjoy the education My legacy ain’t sacred Please destroy my reputation If you see me out in public Exercise your reservations Dickhead discoloration Every salad has its worm If you ask all the right questions Your boots will track in my dirt Sudden heart attack when I’m jogging Coroner on the case inspects rotting Dead state throbbing — knife slice through stomach Mechanical liar — exhumed meat puppet My legacy’s debated Please destroy my reputation The secrets in my heart Don’t leave a space for explanation My legacy’s inflated Please destroy my reputation The punchline ain’t a laugh I've got more grimmer revelations Nice guy need renovation Every romance has its fall I don’t trust the squeaky clean Unless it never learned to talk and as I stood there center of a frying pan halo of flies around my head this egg yolk of morality dripping from fingers a crow with a purple heart accepts my gift stoically Stuck in train tracks Down by river Ponder life Rob the giver Plague my saints Sung as a sinner My insides are fried I'm the winking lizard This Death horn cackles Sip my snapple Pinch myself I'm not an asshole Capture days I’m not trying Bitter youth Old man flying My legacy ain’t sacred Please destroy my reputation I’ve only washed my hands once That is not an estimation My legacy ain’t sacred please destroy my reputation My head is bumping ceilings Fuck you think I’m levitating? Consume self deprecation Every temple has its curse And I hope that when I die The trash is filled with all my merch
6.
7.
8.
9.
10.

about

A psychedelic, apocalyptic & dynamic melding of worlds. Chaz Matador (fka Este), the weirdo Portland rap wordsmith, meets up with Hadrian Shmadrian, the singer/songwriter/multi-instrumentalist behind one of Portland's most prolific high-octane punk bands Fire Nuns. Enjoy!

credits

released March 25, 2020

Lyrics written & performed by Estevan B. Muñoz
Music written and performed by Hadrian Michael Ringstad Kindt
Recorded by Hadrian Kindt at the Convent & Brown Town
Mixed by Hadrian Kindt & Skelli Skel
Mastered by Skelli Skel at Clart NE.

license

all rights reserved

tags

about

Hadrian Kindt Tucson, Arizona

Plain text only, no
HTML

contact / help

Contact Hadrian Kindt

Streaming and
Download help

Report this album or account

If you like Dangerous Goods (Deluxe Edition), you may also like: